Because brevity will always be the soul of wit.
I realize that a common complaint with Twitter is that people “just don’t get it” but you don’t need to have a Twitter account to appreciate these tweets: the forced brevity that comes with only having 140 characters to express yourself is funny no matter if you know how Twitter works or are totally mystified trying to figure out why it even exists. This is why it exists: so we can express our #equestrianproblems.
I just want to spend all my time at the barn with my horse, but apparently I'm an adult with responsibilities. #equestrianproblems
— Meghann Porter (@Meghann27) September 23, 2017
— Leslie (@LeslieInLex) September 24, 2017
When you borrow your god daughter's metal detector to find the shoe your horse lost in the arena. #equestrianproblems#anthingtosaveabuck
— Chris Arthur (@ChrisAr56137016) September 25, 2017
When are they going to allow more characters in the usernames so I can finally be @FearfulTalentlessAmateur? #equestrianproblems
— Leslie (@LeslieInLex) September 27, 2017
If you want to learn patience just try navigating a gooseneck through town #equestrianproblems
— *Cami* (@HalfArabsRule) October 1, 2017
OMG. I haven't even worn this bra to the barn and I'm finding whiskers and hair in it. #EquestrianProblems
— Kyra Khorgi (@KyraKhorgi) October 2, 2017
While wearing my UNCG eq jacket today I have been asked "we have an equestrian team?" At least twice. #equestrianproblems
— Christen (@CAHxoxo1) October 2, 2017
Dreamt my farrier was leaving the business.
— Jessica Betts (@Jessie_Hallie) October 3, 2017
Spends $220 on two things for my horse; hesitates and ultimately does not buy something for myself if above $30 #equestrianproblems
— Andie Whisler (@AndreaAnn1) October 3, 2017
— Natalie ???? (@nataliekreinert) October 10, 2017
— Andie Whisler (@AndreaAnn1) October 18, 2017
Oh yes, we’ve all been there. Got a funny tweet to share? Follow us at @horse_nation!