This horse line dances like a professional.
The saying goes “horses give us the wings we lack” and while that generally refers to things like running faster than we could on our own two feet or giving us sensations of courage and wholeness we might otherwise be lacking, I’d like to think in this case it means specifically helping those of us with two left feet look like we know what we’re doing.
Seriously, though, I can’t dance. I usually look something like this:
But I can cue a sidepass or a turn on the haunches like a competent human being, so maybe I should find myself a horse like this one:
Line dancing horses of the world, we salute you. Thank you for helping equestrians dance since the dawn of time.