Because brevity is the soul of wit.
I realize that a common complaint with Twitter is that people “just don’t get it” but you don’t need to have a Twitter account to appreciate these tweets: the forced brevity that comes with only having 140 characters to express yourself is funny no matter if you know how Twitter works or are totally mystified trying to figure out why it even exists. This is why it exists: so we can express our #equestrianproblems.
“You did kind of good” – Ann- Louise talking about my cross country today #equestrianproblems
— Katusha (@Kuhtwerkchainz) April 12, 2017
TV ad: you could get a $1000 wardrobe every month
Equestrians be like: I wear that in a day #equestrianproblems
— Shit Eventers Say (@ShitEventersSay) April 14, 2017
Getting ready for show season: Shopping for undergarments that won’t show under white breeches and shirt ? #equestrianproblems
— KJ (@eventer007) April 15, 2017
— All-Human Primate (@ferallyferal) April 15, 2017
Cree pooed in her water bucket. I then accidentally spilt poo water down inside my welly while trying to move it. #EquestrianProblems
— Kezia Young (@KezDispenser) April 16, 2017
— Dee (@square_halt) April 18, 2017
#equestrianproblems when you see the cones on the highway and automatically picture a pole bending pattern
— Abigail Peterson (@AbbyPeterson30) April 19, 2017
— Jocelyn Hunt (@jocelyncaprice) April 20, 2017
— Rage Cook (@RageCook) April 22, 2017
When apartment maintenance needs to change the filter in your heating/AC unit but that area is currently your tack room #equestrianproblems
— Hannah Biggs (@hbiggs18) April 24, 2017
Worst part about a new phone is training it to be an equestrians phone. I WANT TO WRITE bute not bite. Scopey is a word! #equestrianproblems
— LW (@hey_lindsayy) April 26, 2017
— Jesi (@jesimarieottb) April 27, 2017
Dropped off my saddle for repair at the saddle fitters & it was like leaving my child at the 1st day of Kindergarten #equestrianproblems ?
— Susan Gawley (@SusanGawley) April 27, 2017
— athompson (@wholovesike) May 15, 2017
— Jess Conran (@conrannnj) May 8, 2017
Oh yes, we’ve all been there. Got a funny tweet to share? Follow us at @horse_nation!