Brevity is the soul of wit.
I realize that a common complaint with Twitter is that people “just don’t get it” but you don’t need to have a Twitter account to appreciate these tweets: the forced brevity that comes with only having 140 characters to express yourself is funny no matter if you know how Twitter works or are totally mystified trying to figure out why it even exists. This is why it exists: so we can express our #equestrianproblems.
Looking at horses online and only liking the ones with price not listed ? #equestrianproblems
— Laurel Ashton Walker (@LaurelAshtonW) February 24, 2017
— Catch Rider (@catchrodethat) February 24, 2017
It's way too early in the season for me to be this broke… #equestrianproblems
— Ashley Keller (@ashleyykeller) February 23, 2017
— Dee (@square_halt) February 23, 2017
— jess crandon (@jessssicarr) February 22, 2017
— Super Paint (@superpaintmonty) February 22, 2017
Trying to find an outfit that is barn proof but also award banquet worthy… #equestrianproblems
— Kia Apple (@theapplezoo) February 19, 2017
mom: is there anything you need if I come to the horse show tomorrow?
me: all the wine you have #equestrianproblems ???
— Eileen Cody (@leen92) February 18, 2017
You know you're an equestrian when…Your phone auto corrects "over" to "oxer" ? #equestrianproblems
— DaydreaminEquestrian (@DaydreamingEq) February 13, 2017
*thinks I'm in shape until I have to hold back a horse that wants to run* #equestrianproblems
— Kristen?️? (@kriisteenmaac) February 10, 2017
Is it just me, or is absolutely everything in the horse world heavy? #EquestrianProblems
— Against All Odds HMS (@AAOHMS) February 7, 2017
When your trainer says, "Let's talk about those 10 meter circles," you know it's not to tell you that they were good… #equestrianproblems
— athompson (@wholovesike) February 7, 2017
— Eileen Cody (@leen92) February 1, 2017
You should be able to claim your horse as dependant on your tax returns TBH. #equestrianproblems
— Jesi (@jesimarieottb) January 31, 2017
Oh yes, we’ve all been there. Got a funny tweet to share? Follow us at @horse_nation!