The final chapter: complete and abject intoxication.
The Preakness infield, at least prior to recent efforts to tame it down a bit, looks like the world’s best/worst massive frat party in one of the most unusual settings in the world. That’s a fancy way of saying that everyone is drunk out of their minds, all the time.
Exhibit A: This video’s title says it all.
Here’s a drunk dude who FELL OFF A BEER TRUCK.
But this, THIS, is my favorite. Poor guy is just hanging on for dear life.
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