HN Christmas Carols: ‘Gray Show Horse’

I’m dreaming of a gray show horse

Because I bathed him yesterday.

The show’s today,

so will he stay

as clean and bright as I pray?

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I’m dreaming of a gray show horse,

I even bought that blue shampoo

and the fancy blanket,

to try and limit

his skill at rolling in the poo.

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I’m dreaming of a gray show horse,

Though I know it’s not to be.

May the judge not notice the green,

And may my gray show horse stay clean.

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Merry Christmas, Horse Nation!