Dubarry Tuesday Video: The Most Bombproof Horse Ever

Clydesdale vs. wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man. Who wins?

This:

Is terrifying. Like, I don’t even like seeing them myself … as a human … from within the safety of my automobile while driving away down the road. They’re like big, scary clowns that move totally unpredictably. If that doesn’t sound like a recipe for 100% equine meltdown then I don’t know what does.

And yet, this Clydesdale handles a wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man like a total baller. (Note: must be logged in to Facebook to view.)

Yep, this may be the most bombproof horse we’ve seen, ever. (Except for maybe that awesome grand prix dressage horse and the tarp. That was pretty sweet too.) I want this horse in my hitch. Actually, I want this horse for trail riding. I just really want this horse, because it looks like literally nothing in the world would ever upset him — even getting slapped in the head by a terrifying marketing stunt.

You go, draft horse. And go riding!