Here at Horse Nation, we believe you can never have too many half-clothed men whispering sweet, sweet horsey lies into your ear, especially if they’re wearing Santa hats. Take it away, Amanda Uechi Ronan!
Mr. Ex Demi Moore Now With That Girl From the 70’s Show, I mean, Ashton Kutcher– I know what that smile means.
Sweaty Jake Gyllenhaal from Jarhead– You must be the only human on Earth that can look good in a Santa hat that is too small for your head.
Ryan Phillippe– You were so hot in that movie where you were in love with Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but then got with Legally Blonde. I don’t even care that you slipped out of Hollywood existence.
Schmidt from New Girl— you are infallible even if your show is slipping in the ratings.
Friesian Santa– You star in, literally, every movie or TV show that requires a horse and are the hottest stud in this lineup.
Ryan Gosling– There are no words for the web special titled A Very Special Drunk History of Christmas (2011). You simply make that hat look good.
Happy Holidays and Go Riding!