What Would (Nice) George Morris Say? Episode 2
Seven brave readers sent us their very worst photos and braced for their eq to be ripped to shreds “Bad Jumping Clinic” style. But what if they caught Uncle George in a good mood?
Here are a few ways George might phrase things in a more, uh, charitable manner than usual:
Top photo submitted by Skye MacKenzie.
Rider demonstrates a “floating crest release.”
Grey horse is sparkling clean and looks to have not a speck of dirt on him. Rider could show improvement in this area.
Laying on the horse’s neck is one of the most common faults I see in the modern show ring.
I appreciate this eventer’s conservative turnout.
Horse exhibits good effort but would be better applied over a jump.
Lacks… hoof polish.
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