What Would (Nice) George Morris Say?

Nine brave readers sent us their very worst photos and braced for their eq to be ripped to shreds “Bad Jumping Clinic” style. But what if they caught Uncle George in a good mood?

Top photo submitted by Melina Hamer.

Here are a few ways George might phrase things in a more, uh, charitable manner than usual:

Needs tighter knees.

Submitted by Mikyla Schmidt.

Slightly behind the motion.

Submitted by Georgia Helms.

 Slightly ahead of the motion.

Submitted by Joanne Vukman.

On the forehand.

Submitted by Allie Crowell.

Could use a hairnet.

Submitted by Ellen Hillick.

Horse shows scope.

Submitted by Barbara.

Great to see rider working without stirrups.

Submission by Sara Twickler.

Horse behind the leg.

Submitted by Holly Darrow.

Go Riding!

 Have a bad jumping photo that’s just too keep to  yourself? Email it to [email protected]. We’ll be laughing with you, not at you, promise!