“He’s kind of a douche bag to other horses, ie he pees on his buddy’s hay then enjoys his non peed on hay and sometimes he is afraid when he hears a butterfly fart, but hey, that can be scary.”
Many thanks to reader Jenny who sent in this ad with the note, “Clearly, ‘douchebag’ is a term of endearment.”
Do you like long piggy backed walks? Do you love intelligent, sweet, and quasi crazy gelded thoroughbreds? Then THIS guy is YOUR guy!!! Patrick is an UNRACED 14 yo thoroughbred gelding with a lot of flat work under his girth! He has no vices and great feet but he needs a job and someone to love him. He’s kind of a douche bag to other horses, ie he pees on his buddy’s hay then enjoys his non peed on hay and sometimes he is afraid when he hears a butterfly fart, but hey, that can be scary. He needs an experienced rider. He came to us as a rescue but I need quieter horses. He moves beautifully . ..he can probably jump well but Im not that brave.
Look at those sweet eyes! Someone go adopt that one. Here’s another from Cheyenne: “Obviously these people aren’t quite sure about the breeding of their horse…”
Somoa is a beautiful 5yr old brown girl. She is full of energy and is going to be a firecracker. Her mother is thoroughbred qaurter and her father is full quarter. Im asking 1500 or obo she is definetely worth more but have too many horses. Only serious buyers and must go to a good home
Please respond via email.
From Kristi: “I saw this posted in a WI Horse Exchange group on Facebook. If you don’t know what a horse needs or how old they live, you probably shouldn’t be buying one!!”
From Sarah: “I can’t even.”
dock is a great trail horse is broke an ready to ride 15hands brown w/ white blaze
From Danielle: So they’re bread, you say?
1 yearling colt——225 OBO
2-One year old fillies——225 OBO each
2-Three year old fillies both are bread——325 OBO each
From Yvonne: These are guaranteed to keep your child safe at least until their pony decides to lay down and roll, as ponies are wont to do, inadvertently crushing the small human being that is strapped to its back.
Pony Saddle For Sale, Western 12″ Leather Saddle,Safety Seat Belt!
$100.00 each firm, worth the money, real leather, vintage pony saddle with tooled design comes with safety seat belt!
8 units available x $100.00 each
And last but not least, from Lynn:
leave info and phone # and i’ll get back to you. 1 horse is a hunting horse you can shot from. cost very’s thank u or contact me here on the list. because of phony calls you call m
THESE ARE GOOD HORSE’S NOT ,JUST BARN STANDERS. age from 5 to 13 hand broke and field and pasture razed
Readers, if you run across an “interesting” ad in your Internet wanderings, send it our way! Email the link to [email protected] Who knows – maybe you’ll help connect a horse with a safe, loving home. Go Riding.