Best of Craigslist: ‘Red Roan Quarter Horse Gelding – $2500’
I’ve seen some pretty ridiculous horse-for-sale photos on Craigslist but this one takes the cake.
Here’s the rest of the ad, sent our way by reader Giorgia, who wryly observes, “There’s nothing more flattering than a urinating horse.”
‘Red Roan Quarter Horse Gelding – $2500’
9 year old Quarter horse gelding
Red Roan
16 HH
1200lbs
Experienced rider
Good on trails go’s swimming road safe does not spook kick buck or bite sound barefoot up-to-date on teeth and worming and Coggins Coggins just pulled last week..
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Poor Zippy. This one is from Rebecca: “A bird for a horse trailer? Sounds like a fair trade to me! Lol”
Goffin Cockatoo – $600 (Tacoma)
Wonderful.. Loving very sweet and tame cockatoo.. Houdini is 4 or 5 .. LOVES people and attention.. not really for sale but I really need a horse trailer so I would be willing to trade him for a horse trailer..
Can text lots of pics and video.. he is a GREAT bird..!!
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From Kim:
His and Hers show saddles. His is western. Hers riding hackamore and English bridle
$200 each saddle.
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So… I don’t understand. Moving on, here’s another from Jamie:
Bomb proof Horse with everything u need – $1500 (Apple valley ca.)
Charlie is a mid 20 year old Ariab and welsh pony mix.gelding.Charlie is wonderful and absolutely anybody can ride him .Charlie is 14.8 hands and a amazing trail horse. Charlie comes with shelter/
stud corrals and 4 back pads , 2 winter blankets ,1 bridal with bit , 3 rains , 1 lung rope , and 2 saddles that are in good condition.I want him to go to a good home, he love anybody that comes up to him.
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From Emily:
I am looking for horses preferably studs anything under $100 would like them to be big ones 3 years of age or older if you have any you are wanting to sell please contact me by phon,email or text. Thank you
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From Kelsey: “It’s rapid, it’s fast, and, yes, it is in fact a horse.”
I have this nice,rapid and fast horse for sale.It is a horse.For major information call or text
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And last but not least, one more from Melissa who writes, “This has several gems all in one great Facebook listing. Bad feed, bad ferrier, bad teeth, 23 (!!!) videos, one titled ‘my horse are assholes,’ upside down frame on a ‘dressage’ horse, and best of all, ‘have set a price but how much is he worth? Not that I will change my price but watch 23 videos and give me your opinion that I will not use.'”
Rule #1 of the Internet: Never, EVER ask random people for their opinions. Would love to see how that comment thread turned out….
Yep. Readers, if you run across an “interesting” ad in your Internet wanderings, send it our way! Email the link to [email protected]. Who knows – maybe you’ll help connect a horse with a safe, loving home. Go Riding.
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