10 Famous Last Words To Ban From the Barn

If you’re lucky, they’ll only be your last words until you wake up again on the stretcher. 

1. “I can probably skip lunging this time.”

2. “Was it five strides or seven to this giant oxer?”

3. “I’m taking my husband trail riding today!”

4. “I don’t need to latch the gate, I’m coming back in 10 seconds.”

Run Free, Loose Horses! Run Free!!!!!

5. “My horse is COMPLETELY bombproof.”

6. “I tightened my girth after I tacked up right? Probably.”

7. “That one lesson changed everything. We’ve really turned a corner.”

8. “I saw this at a Parelli clinic once!”

Clarification: Horse Should Run WITH You, Not AT You

9. “That flipping over backwards thing was a total freak accident. Both times.”

10. “I would love to try the new prospect you found on Craigslist for a steal! Oh, me first?”

Go Riding!