Sorry, but encouraging your dogs to chase your horse around the paddock so you can take action photos is NOT an effective sales strategy.
Many thanks to Rachel M. for forwarding us these first two ads!
Arabian stud horse, three years old. Halter broke, has been saddled and ridden. Great disposition, very calm. Completely black, no white anywhere. Lifts for farrier, loads and trailers well. Has had some pro training. 15 hands, will make 16 hands. Very athletic horse. No texts or emails, phone calls only.
Poor horse. And then there’s this one:
I HAVE THIS EXCELENT HORSE ITS FOR HORSE RACING ITS FOR SALE ITS ALL IN GREAT CONDITIONS ALL LEGS MUCLES BONES GREAT VERY FAST HORSE GREAT FOR RACING WITH OTHER HORSES ITS NICE AND FAST ITS GENTLE AND HAS GREAT SPEED ITS GREAT HANDLING WITH OTHERS IT LETS GETTING YOU TOUCH HER SHES A FEMALE AND ASKING $3000 OBO ANY QUESTIONS OR CONCERNS PLEASE CONTACT ME
The next two are from Leah A.:
leave info and phone # and i’ll get back to you. 2 horse’s you can shot from. cost very’s thank u or contact me here on the list. because of phony calls you call mE I’LL GIVE U THE # TO THE OWNER OF THE HORSE’S show contact info TOP HORSE WILL RUN YOU 4500.00 THESE ARE GOOD HORSE’S NOT ,JUST BARN STANDERS.
“Not just barnstanders” — bonus points for excellent use of made-up horse words. Moving right along…
10 yo TB mare shoes clips bareback lounges and ties
Good with arena work. Smooth canter and trot dose flying lead changes and sometimes role backs. Has tattoo but can’t make out the first letter
Dose well on trails and bridge crossings. We often put our young kids on dubble with us an she dose well. Let’s our kids lead from ground w us beside them and we lead one or both kids on her at same time
She is sound needs shoes.
Bought for my husband but he dose not have time for her now. Her only flaw is she will constantly test you by stoping as long as you anticipate and push her threw it she is an amazing girl
I must take her to auction soon I can’t keep her. $800 OBO
Oh dear. Readers, if you run across an “interesting” ad in your Internet wanderings, send it our way! Email the link to [email protected]. Who knows–maybe you’ll help connect a horse with a safe, loving home. Go Riding.