The Internet is a wonderland. And we’ve got the conspicuous consumption to prove it.
1. An Oversized Rocking Horse
A rocking horse for adults. Enough said.
2. The Pasture Vacuum
For one easy payment of $4,450.00, you can have a vacuum that SUCKS UP MANURE. Genius.
3. Horse Leg Handles
Whimsical. Functional. GOLD. It just doesn’t get any better than that.
4. A Horse Chandelier
His name is “Lucky Spot” and he’s made entirely out of Swarovski crystals. WANT.
5. This Horse Head Handbag
Don’t question. Just covet.
6. Horse Busts
Fact: Scarves deserve horses too.
7. Geometric Horse
Horses are herd animals. Lucky Spot shouldn’t be alone.
8. Horse Men
Nothing says opulence like two men in a horse suit. Lady Gaga teaches us so. (Bonus points if you find ones who understand how horse legs work.)
9. Crystals in Your Tack
Why stop at Swarovski? Everyone knows diamonds are a girl’s best friend.
Carley Sparks covers show jumping and related ridiculousness at getmyfix.org.