That’s what this is a picture of, in case you were wondering. PLUS! A “huge genital horse,” “mini phillies,” “horse teeth earrings” and more!
Top photo from Pamela N. via this ad.
This one, from Melissa D., is full of genuinely unfortunate typos:
You will smile when you rid on this sweat gledding. Every body all ways comments on his genitalness an they love him. He is a gledding so no worries about pregnancy. HE really licks when kids our on him. We use him for trials. He’s 15.5 hands and 5 years old. He is yellowish color. Write home is empowertant. Come try are boy. We can bored him hear to if you lick. Thanks you
You will smile when you ride this sweet gelding. Everybody always comments on his gentleness and they love him. He is a gelding so no worries about pregnancy. He really likes when kids are on him. We use him for trails. He’s 15.5(?) hands and 5 years old. He is a palomino. Right home is important. Come try our boy. We can board him here too if you like. Thank you.
More typo magic! From Sarah T.:
I have Two Mini horse ( both Phillies) for sale asking $300.00 for each or $550.00 for both.
Here’s something you don’t see every day, from Danielle H.:
Yes these are real horse teeth, hand-made by my mother-in law! The necklace chain is 16″ Sterling silver. I’ve gotten so many compliments when wearing these and they’re a great conversation piece!
Email if interested!
And… I am pretty sure this is not how you ride a horse:
6 year old mare Tn walking horse for sale. This is our 10 year old sons horse. She has been ridden in Cades Cove and on other trails. Asking $500 obo.
Wow. Readers, if you run across an “interesting” Craigslist ad in your Internet wanderings, send it our way! Email the link to [email protected] Who knows–maybe you’ll help connect an unwanted horse with a safe, loving home. Go Riding.