Best of Craigslist: Tex Tan Saddle For Sale

That’s what this is a picture of, in case you were wondering. PLUS! A “huge genital horse,” “mini phillies,” “horse teeth earrings” and more!

Top photo from Pamela N. via this ad.


This one, from Melissa D., is full of genuinely unfortunate typos:

huge genital horse – $750

You will smile when you rid on this sweat gledding. Every body all ways comments on his genitalness an they love him. He is a gledding so no worries about pregnancy. HE really licks when kids our on him. We use him for trials. He’s 15.5 hands and 5 years old. He is yellowish color. Write home is empowertant. Come try are boy. We can bored him hear to if you lick. Thanks you


huge gentle horse – $750

You will smile when you ride this sweet gelding. Everybody always comments on his gentleness and they love him. He is a gelding so no worries about pregnancy. He really likes when kids are on him. We use him for trails. He’s 15.5(?) hands and 5 years old. He is a palomino. Right home is important. Come try  our boy. We can board him here too if you like. Thank you.


More typo magic! From Sarah T.:

Mini Phillies for Sale (Westminster, Md)

I have Two Mini horse ( both Phillies) for sale asking $300.00 for each or $550.00 for both.

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Here’s something you don’t see every day, from Danielle H.:


Yes these are real horse teeth, hand-made by my mother-in law! The necklace chain is 16″ Sterling silver. I’ve gotten so many compliments when wearing these and they’re a great conversation piece!

Email if interested!




And… I am pretty sure this is not how you ride a horse:

strawberry roan mare – $550 (Lafollette)

6 year old mare Tn walking horse for sale. This is our 10 year old sons horse. She has been ridden in Cades Cove and on other trails. Asking $500 obo. 


Wow. Readers, if you run across an “interesting” Craigslist ad in your Internet wanderings, send it our way! Email the link to [email protected]. Who knows–maybe you’ll help connect an unwanted horse with a safe, loving home. Go Riding.


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