SmartPak has a 100% Happiness Guarantee–but they don’t really specify whether it’s happiness for you or your horse.
Here are a few SmartPak gifts that you and your horse might have differing opinions on.
What You Think: “My horse is going to love the snuggly fleece lining and waterproof outer layer that will keep his bum warm and dry while we’re out schooling in the rain.”
What Your Horse Thinks: “Or… we could just not school in the rain.”
What You Think: “My easy-keeper will be so svelte and trim for the spring show season!”
What Your Horse Thinks: “You know what would be hilarious? Putting my owner in a room full of cupcakes with one of these on her face.”
What You Think: “Cutest spurs ever! They come with a set of interchangeable color rollers–you can swap out the whole roller or use two different colors.”
What Your Horse Thinks: “If you’re that desperate for me to move with more energy, maybe you should consider upping my grain.”
What You Think: “Best stocking stuffer ever! I can never find one of these when I need it.”
What Your Horse Thinks: “You’re going to put that WHERE?”
What You Think: “Awww, these are super cute! Maybe they’ll be my new lucky horse show socks.”
What Your Horse Thinks: “Mom is never going to grow out of this ‘dressage phase’ she’s going through if people keep giving her gifts like this. Quit encouraging her, people!”
What You Think: “What a gorgeous bat! I love the leather-wrapped grip and nickle mushroom cap.”
What Your Horse Thinks: “If only horses had hands instead of hooves.”
In all seriousness, though, SmartPak has the best return policy in the land. They back every order with a 100% Happiness Guarantee so that you can shop with confidence. As they say, “If you’re ever less than thrilled with your purchase, just let us know and we’ll refund you right away. No hassles, no hoops, no kidding.” Learn more here.
Go SmartPak, and Go Riding!