Horse Haikus: Christmas edition

In keeping with the holiday theme…some poetic musings from horses who have had it up to HERE with Christmas.

Embarassing hats

Do they make my ears look fat?

Seasonal work stinks.

Dashing through the ring

Shiny tinsel on my head

Glitter fuels my rage.

Once I was noble

Now I have 10 Facebook likes.

It wasn’t worth it.

Am I a Santa?

Or an I a rein-horse?

ID crisis. Halp.

Take one more picture

And you might lose a finger.

Come on, I dare you.

[Flickr: MdAgDept]

Fat men and cold temps

Christmas? This mule says no más.

You can walk home, Santa.

Go Riding.

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