Best of Craigslist: ‘Ranch gelding/cowgirl included (package deal)’

“My girlfriend says if I sell him shes leaving so she’s included.” Uh-oh. PLUS a “welch” pony and the world’s most claustrophobic horse trailer.

Ranch gelding/cowgirl included (package deal)

9 year old finished head and heel horse sound gentle calm for any rider
reg excellent bloodlines 4,500.00 my girlfriend says if I sell him shes leaving so shes included package deal

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Many thanks to Brian Rutledge for sending that one our way. You’re doing the right thing, girlfriend! That horse is really cute, and your boyfriend sounds like a big jerk.

Here’s another one from reader Hannah Finkbiner, who writes, “I love how it’s a ‘Welch’ pony, I guess it likes Welches jam/jelly? The other spelling errors are just a bonus to laugh at. Hope you find this ad as funny as my instructor and I did.”

Pony – $450 (Valley springs ca)

Hi,I have a welch pony really really beautiful he is not radiable is good for some body have the time for him is really good for a proyet his not have any bad habits really safe around kids or others farm animals please feel free to contact me at (209)743-5863 or you can text me too thanks.

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And… one more from reader Brenda Sue:

One Horse Trailer – $850 (Waxahachie, Texas)

One Horse Trailer unit. good floor, rubber matt. 972-571-2777

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Yikes.

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Readers, if you run across a crazy Craigslist ad in your Internet wanderings, email it to [email protected] Who knows? Maybe you will help connect a horse with a safe, loving home.

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