Best of Craigslist: ‘Ranch gelding/cowgirl included (package deal)’

“My girlfriend says if I sell him shes leaving so she’s included.” Uh-oh. PLUS a “welch” pony and the world’s most claustrophobic horse trailer.

Ranch gelding/cowgirl included (package deal)

9 year old finished head and heel horse sound gentle calm for any rider
reg excellent bloodlines 4,500.00 my girlfriend says if I sell him shes leaving so shes included package deal


Many thanks to Brian Rutledge for sending that one our way. You’re doing the right thing, girlfriend! That horse is really cute, and your boyfriend sounds like a big jerk.

Here’s another one from reader Hannah Finkbiner, who writes, “I love how it’s a ‘Welch’ pony, I guess it likes Welches jam/jelly? The other spelling errors are just a bonus to laugh at. Hope you find this ad as funny as my instructor and I did.”

Pony – $450 (Valley springs ca)

Hi,I have a welch pony really really beautiful he is not radiable is good for some body have the time for him is really good for a proyet his not have any bad habits really safe around kids or others farm animals please feel free to contact me at (209)743-5863 or you can text me too thanks.


And… one more from reader Brenda Sue:

One Horse Trailer – $850 (Waxahachie, Texas)

One Horse Trailer unit. good floor, rubber matt. 972-571-2777






Readers, if you run across a crazy Craigslist ad in your Internet wanderings, email it to [email protected]. Who knows? Maybe you will help connect a horse with a safe, loving home.


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