Rapper Chief Keef Sentenced to Mucking

Next time you grab that pitchfork, glory in the fact that you, too, can treat yourself like a rap star.

Chicago rapper Chief Keef, a.k.a. Keith Cozart, has been sentenced to do time with a wheelbarrow. The rapper, no stranger to jail, was busted for speeding (in a car, not with methamphetamines, this time). The judge gave him 60 hours of muck duty at Horsefeathers Therapeutic Riding Center, reports TMZ.

The chief will probably need to pull up his pants for mucking

The chief will probably need to pull up his pants for mucking

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While¬†under house arrest for a previous weapons charge, he posted several videos to his YouTube account, so perhaps we’ll be treated to a new version of his hit “Laughing to the Bank.” Perhaps “Laughing to the Manure Pile?”

While Chief Keef is probably not thrilled with his sentence, we’re delighted in the opportunity to use it to once again present this exhibition of hip-hop dressage (more here):

Warning: Some mature language because, duh, it’s rap.


Go Riding.

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