Because horses with beards are cute.
[top photo: Wikimedia Commons]
Puh-lease. No-Shave-November? Mo-vember? Ponies have been cultivating the art of winter facial hair for centuries.
The Mutton Chop: A Victorian style popularized by Ambrose Burnside. Shaggy horses and human hipsters have kept the fad going.
[flickr user ArunMash]
The Curtain Beard: Because really, why expose any part of your face to the elements?
[flickr user: giltay]
The Curly Moustache – found on surrealists and Gypsy Vanners.
The Milk Moustache (Snow Moustache?)
[flickr user: lilcrabbygal]
[flickr user: joiseyshowaa]
And finally…whatever kind of moustache this is supposed to be.
[flickr user: we-make-money-not-art]