Eventing Nation: Even MORE stuff you could buy with a $5,000 SmartPak shopping spree!

This time, we’re doin’ it eventer style.

With $5,000 to blow at SmartPak…

2,631 studs …

That’s enough studs for 328 horses (which is about the number of 4* entries in Rolex, Burghley, Badminton, Luhmuhlen and Pau combined).

A 43-year supply of SmartLytes …

Like anybody is going to need electrolytes in 2056 anyway because we’re all going to be robots, DUH.

So many SmartPak Lite AP Saddle Pads that, if you rode seven days a week and used a new clean saddle pad each day, you wouldn’t have to do laundry for 10 months …

Save a washing machine, buy a new saddle pad.

7 miles worth of poultice paper …

Nobody really needs that much poultice paper.

1.7 tons (the weight of an average car) of Kool Out Clay …

Hey, SmartPak, does this still qualify for free shipping?

Two 70-gallon water troughs full of Vetrolin Liniment …

You could just take a bath in straight liniment and it’d feel so nice and tingly.

So many Harwich Rubber Reins by SmartPak that, if you were to hook them all together end to end, you could scale your way down a 40-story building…

That’s probably not a good idea.

Enough Optimum Time Eventing Watches that you could wear 26 watches on each arm …

Except that your horse would probably freak out on course when, every minute on the minute, like 50 beepers went off at once.

A saddle for all three phases (shown left to right: HDR Pro Buffalo SaddleBarnsby Liberte Cross Country Saddle, M. Toulouse Premia Close Contact Saddle)

THREE BRAND NEW SADDLES!!!

What would YOU buy with a $5,000 shopping spree from SmartPak?

Click HERE to enter today and you could be the lucky winner! Don’t wait — the contest ends 8/31/13. And be sure to share with your horsey friends!

Go SmartPak, and Go Eventing!

 

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