Best of Craigslist: ‘Seeking professional sheath cleaner’ and more!

July 28, 2013Leslie WylieUncategorized#CRAIGSLIST CRAZIES1 Comment

Reader Katie Bornholdt-Peery sent us links to these totally cray-cray Craigslist posts.

Enjoy!

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Professional Equine Sheath Cleaning Monthly (Summit Loop Turner, Oregon)

Looking for a proffessional to clean my Norwegian/Belgian Draft horse’s Sheath. It will need attention on a monthly basis. I will interview you attaining your history in the Equine field and will be looking for the correct knowledge and process to properly groom and clean a sheath based on a medical or M. D. s procedure. You will provide a courtesy follow up after the procedure to assure your work and process has been effective.
Call Lindsey 503-580-8502

Location: Summit Loop Turner, Oregon
Compensation: $40 per session with a courtesy follow up after procedure.
Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

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ADOPT A THOROUGHBRED TODAY!!! – $4500 (Oregon)

Hello Cowboys and Cowgirls,
I have a beautiful Thoroughbred horse for sale that just got of the racing track in 2012. She belonged to the Jockey Club, I have the paper work. She has the proper registration, shots, and has been de-wormed. I’m asking $4,500. She is six years old and very friendly/loving. She is dark brown and/or filly. Please contact me at 503-847-6106. Only serious buyers whom have a good home, for she deserves only the best. Thank you for your time, and I look forward to hearing from you!!!

Location: Oregon
it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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Wow. Go Riding!

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