That headline is out of Warren, Rhode Island–let’s just say it involves soiled rugs.
Bill Saviano brought his pony, Willy Wonka, into Patriot Wine & Spirits on a dare to pick up a bottle of wine. The prank went awry when Willy took a bathroom break on his way to the exit.
The liquor store owners aren’t pressing charges, although after the fact they put up this sign.
Also, they’ve requested that the pony’s owner “pony up” the cash to have the rug cleaned.
Read the full story here.