HN Classifieds: ‘Horse Warm blood Holistainer for sale – $15000’

Elisa Wallace found this Craigslist gem. Methinks dear Ruth will not be getting $15,000 for her Holistainer. 

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Horse Warm blood Holistainer for sale – $15000 (Chattanooga Tn)

16 Hand eleven year old geilding for sale. He is a point and shoot jumping up to 2′ 9″, gentle anyone can handle. Got all his metals in third level dressage at his very first show with trainer. Very kind loving one owner, he has been shown some in the last two years by a local girl who is now going to college. Turn on hauches turn on forehand, side passes at walk, trot, and canter.He knows his ground work, auto changes you do not even have to ask he knows to change as you cross the diagional. This horse is a true prize no vices will only consider proper home and circumstances. Please call Ruth 423-645-9131 Please text me your no and I will send photos and video, much easier for me Thanks

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I only wish a picture of the Holistainer accompanied this ad. Alas, we’ll have to use our imaginations. I’m guessing he looks like this:

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