HN Classifieds: ‘Free horse care / stable cleaning (Durango)

This person wants to clean stalls in exchange for letting him park his camper on your property–unless you’re a Twilight fan, in which case, nevermind. Oh, and he’ll throw in his wife for free!

From Craigslist:

Free horse care / stable cleaning (Durango)

Date: 2012-11-04, 2:45PM MST
[email protected][Errors when replying to ads?]

I will happily help you take care of your horses, and even shovel their poop out of the stalls while whistling a merry tune. Am I some sort of equestrian-loving pervert? No. I simply need somewhere to park a very small camper for the winter. In exchange for this minor request, you get lovable, adorable me to watch over your land, to help keep you entertained with beautiful music, or to disappear and make myself scarce so I don’t embarrass your inlaws. Really, it’s dealer’s choice.

To sweeten the pot, I’ll also throw in my lovely wife at no additional charge. She’s a stricktly looky-no-touchy type, but she’s a heckuvalotta fun when she’s not cheating during board-game night.

So if you have a tree you’re not currently using, or a small patch of dirt that you’ve been wanting to decorate with a small camper, please reply to this ad. We need no hookups, no drama, and no psychos. Also no Twilight fans. You know who you are. =/

  • Location: Durango
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


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