Welcome to Bunny Nation

That’s right, Horse Nation. It’s Easter weekend and there has been a bunny uprising here at HN headquarters.

The HN bunnies are sick and tired of playing second fiddle to big, stupid horses. Horse this, horse that… well, this weekend, we’re putting our tiny adorable little bunny paws down. We’re taking back the site.

Do I look happy in this picture?

What about this one--do I look happy here?

Your precious Wylie is tied up in the other room, with “Sleepy Baby Bunny” playing on a loop on the computer in front of her.

Don’t worry, we’ll keep her fed–she can have all the bunny Peeps she wants.

If you ever want to see your “Horse” Nation again, here’s what we need you to do:

Take a 25-pound bag of organic juicer carrots

Wrap it in a E.A. Mattes dressage contour pad from World Equestrian Brands

Stuff it in an empty SmartPak storage drawer…

And have it hand-delivered by a UPS postman wearing Dubarry Galway boots


The Bunny Cave

Department of Ransom Notices

P.O. Box “It’s Top Secret”

Knoxville, TN 37917

We’ll be eagerly awaiting your packages. Until then, we’ll be posting what whatever we like and there’s nothing you can do about it.


Amelia Earhart — CEO

Dennis Hopper — VP

And the rest of the Bunny Nation team

Go Bunnies.

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