Definition of the Day: Panty Chafe

Panty Chafe: [pan-tee cheyf] noun. A painful condition characterized by redness, rash and swelling along a female equestrian’s pantyline. Often precipitated by riding too many horses or for too long on a hot day while dressed in slightly too-snug panties and breeches that, admit it, haven’t really fit since you were 19.

Sentence, please:
-Why are you walking funny?
-Panty chafe.
-What? You have shavings in your panties?
-No, that’s different.

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