Hermès: $260 for a hoofpick?

And that’s only the beginning. A $355 brush, $910 spurs, $1,850 riding jacket, $10,000 saddle…  Hermès has truly cornered the market on overpriced horse crap.

I was watching this editorial video for Hermès’ equestrian line and I got to thinking: I wonder how much all that stuff costs, anyway?

So, I made the mistake of looking on the website. Here is a sampling of what I found, from lowest price to highest:

Hermès hoofpick: $260

Hermès bit: $290

Hermès soft brush: $355

Hermès short-sleeve riding polo: $495

Hermès shock-absorbing pad: $710

Hermès spurs: $910

Hermès men’s riding breeches: $930

Hermès show rug: $1,075

Hermès grooming bag: $1,575

Hermès women’s competition jacket: $1,850

Talaris Saddle: From $10,000

If you want to feel even more sick to your stomach, go check out the website here.

Go Riding.