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SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Driving Edition

October 9, 2017Kristen KovatchSponsored#SMARTPAKLeave a comment

“I think things should go horribly wrong if there were a wheelie.” Truth, friend. The latest edition of “Ask a Non-Rider” is here: don’t miss SmartPak’s non-riders commentating on this driving round! →

SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Jumpers Part 2

August 28, 2017Kristen KovatchSponsored#SMARTPAKLeave a comment

Confession: we’ve been holding out on you. Here’s an “Ask a Non-Rider” video from SmartPak that we somehow completely forgot to share with you! →

SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Cross-Country Edition

August 21, 2017Kristen KovatchSponsored#SMARTPAKLeave a comment

Also known as “fun outdoorsy woodland jumping.” Take it away, non-riders of SmartPak! →

SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Jumpers Part 3

July 17, 2017Kristen KovatchSponsored#SMARTPAKLeave a comment

Out of the most unlikely sources comes great wisdom… such as the commentary on this jumping round by the non-riders of SmartPak. Enjoy the latest installment of this hilarious video series! →

SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Dressage Part 2

July 3, 2017Kristen KovatchSponsored#SMARTPAKLeave a comment

“I want to know why she’s scared of the middle. She reminds me of my six-year-old in the pool.” The non-riders of SmartPak are back to narrate a dressage performance. →

SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Dressage Edition

June 19, 2017Kristen KovatchSponsored#SMARTPAKLeave a comment

“I once danced to this song at my high school prom.” Our new favorite video series from SmartPak is back: non-riding SmartPakers narrate a riding video in “Ask a Non-Rider.” →

SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider

May 28, 2017Kristen KovatchSponsored#SMARTPAKLeave a comment

Didn’t think “Ask a Non-Rider” could possibly get funnier? Think again. →

SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Unedited

November 14, 2016Kristen KovatchSponsored#SMARTPAKLeave a comment

“That’s wrong, unfortunately.” Some moments during the filming of SmartPak’s “Ask a Non-Rider” series are too good not to share: watch SmartPaker Brandan grapple with a grazing muzzle in today’s video. →

SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Sleazy Sleepwear Part II

October 24, 2016Kristen KovatchSponsored#SMARTPAKLeave a comment

Non-rider SmartPakers say the darnedest things… this edition of “Ask a Non-Rider” may be one of our favorites. Watch the non-riding employees at SmartPak try to figure out what Sleazy Sleepwear is for. →

SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Tail Bag Edition Part II

October 10, 2016Kristen KovatchSponsored#SMARTPAKLeave a comment

SmartPak’s “Ask a Non-Rider” video series returns! The non-riding SmartPakers were so flummoxed by the tail bag that SmartPak decided to release a Part II. →

SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Studs/Stud Suds Part II

July 18, 2016Kristen KovatchSponsored#SMARTPAKLeave a comment

The responses from SmartPak’s team of non-riders were so good for studs and Stud Suds that a Part II was most definitely in order. →

SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Leg Wrap Edition

July 11, 2016Kristen KovatchSponsored#SMARTPAKLeave a comment

Our new favorite series from SmartPak continues, with the non-horsey SmartPakers taking on a very confusing pair of leg wraps. Watch the video! →

SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Slick ‘N Easy Edition

June 13, 2016Kristen KovatchSponsored#SMARTPAKLeave a comment

“Like a hummus stone. I mean PUMICE STONE.” The hilarity continues in SmartPak’s “Ask a Non-Rider” series. Today’s mystery horse object: the Slick ‘N Easy grooming tool. →

SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Spur Strap Edition

May 9, 2016Kristen KovatchSponsored#SMARTPAKLeave a comment

“Little jeweled cat collars!” “Why would they come in pairs?” “Because they have two cats!” →

SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Bit Butter Edition

April 18, 2016Kristen KovatchSponsored#SMARTPAKLeave a comment

The first step: identify if it’s “bit butter,” “B I plus butter” or “B I butter.” SmartPak’s latest addition to the “Ask a Non-Rider” series is another side-splitter! →

SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Fake Tail Bag Edition

April 11, 2016Kristen KovatchSponsored#SMARTPAKLeave a comment

This “Ask a Non-Rider” from SmartPak is a double whammy for the non-riders of the company: not only do they have to identify a fake tail bag, they have to wrap their minds around the fake tail itself! →

SmartPak’s Ask a Non-Rider: Lunge Line, Part I

March 9, 2016Leslie WylieSponsored#SMARTPAKLeave a comment

The lunge line is such a simple tool … maybe. Watch what happens when non-horsey SmartPakkers are asked to identify one! →

SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Studs/Stud Suds Edition

February 22, 2016Kristen KovatchSponsored#SMARTPAKLeave a comment

SmartPak’s side-splitter of a new video series will have you in stitches as the non-horsey members of the SP staff attempt to figure out what studs and Stud Suds are used for. →

SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Grazing Muzzle Edition

February 8, 2016Kristen KovatchSponsored#SMARTPAKLeave a comment

Our new favorite series from SmartPak asks the non-riders in the SP office to identify common barn items and describe their purpose. Today, the SmartPakers take on the grazing muzzle. →

SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Sleazy Sleepwear Edition

January 25, 2016Kristen KovatchSponsored#SMARTPAKLeave a comment

SmartPak’s done it again with a brand-new video series idea that we can all relate to: “Ask a Non-Rider,” in which the non-equestrian staff at SP are asked to identify certain equine products. →

9 Things I’ve Heard on the Trail From Non-Riders

July 6, 2018Kristen KovatchMaria Wachter#LOL, #MULES, #TRAILLeave a comment

We’re all public land owners, after all. →

10 Sarcastic Ways to Respond to Non-Rider Questions

May 15, 2018Kristen KovatchMaria Wachter#EQUESTRIAN PROBLEMSLeave a comment

We don’t actually recommend this. →

6 More Non-Rider Questions

June 8, 2016Amanda Uechi RonanAmanda Uechi Ronan#nonrider #equestrianproblems #funnyLeave a comment

Here’s my personal Top 6. →

Non-Riders Say the Darndest Things

December 7, 2013Carla LakeUncategorized#HAHAHORSES #OMGLOL2 Comments

We kid because we love. And because we’ve all heard it a million times. →

Best of Craigslist, Volume 56: eBay Edition

September 12, 2017Kristen KovatchReader Submission#BEST OF CRAIGSLISTLeave a comment

That is, the “used completely the wrong way on Ebay” edition. →

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