“I think things should go horribly wrong if there were a wheelie.” Truth, friend. The latest edition of “Ask a Non-Rider” is here: don’t miss SmartPak’s non-riders commentating on this driving round! →
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SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Jumpers Part 2
Confession: we’ve been holding out on you. Here’s an “Ask a Non-Rider” video from SmartPak that we somehow completely forgot to share with you! →
SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Cross-Country Edition
Also known as “fun outdoorsy woodland jumping.” Take it away, non-riders of SmartPak! →
SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Jumpers Part 3
Out of the most unlikely sources comes great wisdom… such as the commentary on this jumping round by the non-riders of SmartPak. Enjoy the latest installment of this hilarious video series! →
SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Dressage Part 2
“I want to know why she’s scared of the middle. She reminds me of my six-year-old in the pool.” The non-riders of SmartPak are back to narrate a dressage performance. →
SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Dressage Edition
“I once danced to this song at my high school prom.” Our new favorite video series from SmartPak is back: non-riding SmartPakers narrate a riding video in “Ask a Non-Rider.” →
SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider
Didn’t think “Ask a Non-Rider” could possibly get funnier? Think again. →
SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Unedited
“That’s wrong, unfortunately.” Some moments during the filming of SmartPak’s “Ask a Non-Rider” series are too good not to share: watch SmartPaker Brandan grapple with a grazing muzzle in today’s video. →
SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Sleazy Sleepwear Part II
Non-rider SmartPakers say the darnedest things… this edition of “Ask a Non-Rider” may be one of our favorites. Watch the non-riding employees at SmartPak try to figure out what Sleazy Sleepwear is for. →
SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Tail Bag Edition Part II
SmartPak’s “Ask a Non-Rider” video series returns! The non-riding SmartPakers were so flummoxed by the tail bag that SmartPak decided to release a Part II. →
SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Studs/Stud Suds Part II
The responses from SmartPak’s team of non-riders were so good for studs and Stud Suds that a Part II was most definitely in order. →
SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Leg Wrap Edition
Our new favorite series from SmartPak continues, with the non-horsey SmartPakers taking on a very confusing pair of leg wraps. Watch the video! →
SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Slick ‘N Easy Edition
“Like a hummus stone. I mean PUMICE STONE.” The hilarity continues in SmartPak’s “Ask a Non-Rider” series. Today’s mystery horse object: the Slick ‘N Easy grooming tool. →
SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Spur Strap Edition
“Little jeweled cat collars!” “Why would they come in pairs?” “Because they have two cats!” →
SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Bit Butter Edition
The first step: identify if it’s “bit butter,” “B I plus butter” or “B I butter.” SmartPak’s latest addition to the “Ask a Non-Rider” series is another side-splitter! →
SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Fake Tail Bag Edition
This “Ask a Non-Rider” from SmartPak is a double whammy for the non-riders of the company: not only do they have to identify a fake tail bag, they have to wrap their minds around the fake tail itself! →
SmartPak’s Ask a Non-Rider: Lunge Line, Part I
The lunge line is such a simple tool … maybe. Watch what happens when non-horsey SmartPakkers are asked to identify one! →
SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Studs/Stud Suds Edition
SmartPak’s side-splitter of a new video series will have you in stitches as the non-horsey members of the SP staff attempt to figure out what studs and Stud Suds are used for. →
SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Grazing Muzzle Edition
Our new favorite series from SmartPak asks the non-riders in the SP office to identify common barn items and describe their purpose. Today, the SmartPakers take on the grazing muzzle. →
SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Sleazy Sleepwear Edition
SmartPak’s done it again with a brand-new video series idea that we can all relate to: “Ask a Non-Rider,” in which the non-equestrian staff at SP are asked to identify certain equine products. →
9 Things I’ve Heard on the Trail From Non-Riders
We’re all public land owners, after all. →
10 Sarcastic Ways to Respond to Non-Rider Questions
We don’t actually recommend this. →
6 More Non-Rider Questions
Here’s my personal Top 6. →
Non-Riders Say the Darndest Things
We kid because we love. And because we’ve all heard it a million times. →
Best of Craigslist, Volume 56: eBay Edition
That is, the “used completely the wrong way on Ebay” edition. →