Top 10 Reasons Not to Have Horses in Your Wedding

I love horses, and I love weddings, but putting the two together can be a recipe for nuptial disaster. Here’s why:

1. Horses poop.

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2. Horses pee.

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3. Horses fart.

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4. Horses get scared and run away.

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5. Did we mention horses get scared and run away?

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6. Brides get scared and run away on horses.

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7. Horses aren’t meant to be ridden in giant, poofy dresses.

8. Horses get hungry.

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9. Horses ruin pictures.

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10. Horses make grooms jealous!

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Go Riding.