SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Stuff Eventers Say

When Boyd Martin cracks himself up, you know it must be good.

When eventers Ryan Wood and Boyd Martin casually swung by the SmartPak headquarters, SmartPak did what any of us would do and made the pair appear on camera for a fun video: in the spirit of “Stuff Riders Say,” SmartPak gathered a list of commonly-uttered phrases by eventers at all levels of riding, from training to the competition itself.

Boyd and Ryan read these aloud for our entertainment. Eventers of Horse Nation — how many of these sound familiar?

What would you add to the list? (Now you can imagine Boyd or Ryan saying it out loud, too — thanks, SmartPak!)