Because brevity will always be the soul of wit.
I realize that a common complaint with Twitter is that people “just don’t get it” but you don’t need to have a Twitter account to appreciate these tweets: the forced brevity that comes with only having
140 280 characters to express yourself is funny no matter if you know how Twitter works or are totally mystified trying to figure out why it even exists. This is why it exists: so we can express our #equestrianproblems.
— that_crazy_eventer (@heidenreich17) March 20, 2018
Followed quickly by…
— that_crazy_eventer (@heidenreich17) March 22, 2018
my vet tech, vet, and i were gossiping about other horse people’s relationships and my vet asked me how my love life was and i pointed in the paddock behind us and said “he’s right there munching on his hay” #equestrianproblems
— spideygal (@spideygalhannah) March 23, 2018
To anyone that uses “little” to describe my car clearly hasn’t done a feed store run with me. 6 bales of shavings, 4 bags of feed, countless supplements. #equestrianproblems
— Ali Carpenter (@ali_carpenter) March 24, 2018
— Beure (@Beureface) March 25, 2018
Things Im totally into since I bought my new saddle:
1. Selling things I dont need.
2. Searching for change in couch cushions
3. Returning bottles ar Sorpa for money.
4. Ignoring calls from people so I dont get invited places.#equestrianproblems
— Jórunn (@PhoenixJRamos) March 28, 2018
Sometimes I forget there’s more to Facebook, Instagram and Twitter than horses and horse related stuff because that’s what all my feeds are full of, all the time. #equestrianproblems
— Emily (@BaysicChestnut) April 3, 2018
I go around with a knee brace, 2 wrist braces, a BOT neck wrap, and an ankle wrap with me at all times because there is a 95% chance I will need at least one of those things every day.
28 years old, folks. #equestrianproblems
— adult ammy amy (@hotbloodedeq) April 4, 2018
When you say "I have to go, I've got a horse tacked up in the barn" during a phone call with a non-horse person, do they know what that means or are they picturing something sinister and weird? #equestrianproblems
— Leslie (@LeslieInLex) April 6, 2018
— Just Me (@RedMareBeware) April 6, 2018
— tayah wheatcroft (@tayahwheatcroft) April 10, 2018
— Tara Seboldt (@TaraSeboldt) April 11, 2018
Oh yes, we’ve all been there. Got a funny tweet to share? Follow us at @horse_nation!