Dating a Horse Girl According to ‘Fresh Off the Boat’

Five little words, so much truth. Sounds about right to us.

ABC’s sitcom Fresh Off the Boat details the story of an Asian-American family through its various triumphs and struggles to build a life in Orlando, Florida, with much of the plot line focused on the family’s three young sons. The oldest son and main character, Eddie, recently forayed into the murky world of middle-school dating with his gang of friends, and turned to the middle brother Emery for some advice.

Emery’s advice, we feel, is pretty spot-on:

Emery’s love advice! He knows a thing or two about the ladies. https://t.co/E01GmGqIYl

— Fresh off the Boat (@FreshOffABC) November 6, 2015

Preach, kid.

Your turn: if you had to give advice on dating a horse girl in five words, what would you say? Leave us your advice in the comments!