Best of Craigslist: Satan for Sale

Seriously, this pony’s owners call him Satan — for a laundry list of reasons they’re happy to disclose. Take him off their hands and they’ll throw in a bottle of tequila for free (“You will need it,” they write.)

Reader Mary emailed us screenshots of the ad:

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Well, at least they’re honest sellers! Moving on, let’s go horse trailer shopping:

Readers Anne (“This one won’t last long…”) and Christine (“I think I’d have some safety concerns on this one”) both picked up on this one and sent it our way:

two horse trailer – $400 (bcc)

Two horse trailer needs a little TLC but it is a goid sturdy trailer asking $400 obo Cash only No Checks No Paypal Call if interested Please No emails or Texts just Call

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Another death-trap-on-wheels from Yvonne:

TRAILER FOR SALE – $500 (CANASTOTA)

SMALL HORSE, GOAT, SHEEP ETC TRAILER FOR SALE. NEW TIRES. EVERYTHING WORKS. $500 OBO

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Lock up your wives and daughters! Here come a couple of studs. From Sarah:

Horse For sale – $200 (shallotte nc)

he is 2 and a half stud great horse 14.1 hands he is broke selling becuz cant havehim where i live

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Following through on our amateur stuntman theme from yesterday, this one is from Addie:

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And finally, let’s end on a sweet note. Lynn sent us this one from Flying Changes magazine, which covers sporthorse news in the American Northwest:

Go Riding?

Readers, if you run across an “interesting” ad in your Internet wanderings, send it our way! Email the link to [email protected]. Who knows – maybe you’ll help connect a horse with a safe, loving home. Go Riding.