HORSE NATION

Your horse doesn’t need all that tail! Give it the chop and put it to good use–we’ll show you how!

A big thanks to my barn buddy Stephanie Heinsons for her mad modeling skillz and to my horse Amadeus for donating his tail to the cause.

OK, here we go!

First, snip-snip:

Don’t want to cut that long, luxurious tail? Take those scissors to the forelock instead!

Good work. From here, the possibilities are endless! Try out some fun facial hair styles, like…

THE GOATEE

THE ‘STACHE

THE UNIBROW

Alternately, it could be a lifelike ponytail!

Or even just some weird hair sprouting from your forehead!

Good luck creating your own horsehair disguises and Happy Halloween!