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7 Sexy Horse-themed Costumes

When did Halloween costumes get so… skimpy? Sexy cat, sexy nurse–there’s even a Sexy Mrs. Potato Head costume this year. Avert your eyes, children: Here are some R-rated versions of equestrian classics.

Sexy jockey

Sexy horse show girl

Sexy Wild Pony

 

Another sexy jockey

Sexy cowgirl

Sexy unicorn

Sexy dressage rider

Trick or treat. And Go Riding!

 

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There are 4 comments for this post

  1. SweetPea says:

    I wish I could pull off ANY of these costumes. Alas, I’m stuck with the real thing (minus the unicorn).

  2. Jon says:

    Ok…….

  3. nina says:

    sexy? more like slutty.

  4. Celeste says:

    I’d love to know what George Morris would have to say about these, hahahahaha! The first jockey lost most of her shirt and the second lost most of her pants. Between the two of them they make 1 actual outfit. The other should probably stay home!

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