Amanda Ronan is back with another ad that sounds too good to be true, because, well, it is.
Adult Amateur Dream Come True!
Date: 2012-10-2, 4:15PM CDT
Location: formerly of London, England
Distinguished middle-aged, non-smoking, single woman seeks employment. My former employee referred to me as “Mary Poppins meets Mary King.” I have degrees in Early Childhood Education, Psychology, and the Culinary Arts. I absolutely adore children and would love to enrich the lives of yours before and after their school programs. I keep my CPR and First Aid certifications up to date. My love of children is only slightly greater than my love of food! As an employee I would prepare nutritious, home-cooked meals every evening for you and your family. I can cater to vegans and vegetarians. And let’s not forget my horseback experience! I competed in the upper echelon of Eventing in my younger years, but now am content to school your horses in dressage… although I do love a roaring good foxhunt!
Live-in arrangements would be preferred, so that I may cater to you and your family’s every whim. My salary can be based on YOUR need. My only dream is that your dreams come true.