I love horses, and I love weddings, but putting the two together can be a recipe for nuptial disaster. Here’s why:
1. Horses poop.
2. Horses pee.
3. Horses fart.
4. Horses get scared and run away.
5. Did we mention horses get scared and run away?
6. Brides get scared and run away on horses.
7. Horses aren’t meant to be ridden in giant, poofy dresses.
8. Horses get hungry.
9. Horses ruin pictures.
10. Horses make grooms jealous!
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