Top 10 Reasons Not to Have Horses in Your Wedding
I love horses, and I love weddings, but putting the two together can be a recipe for nuptial disaster. Here’s why:
1. Horses poop.
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2. Horses pee.
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3. Horses fart.
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4. Horses get scared and run away.
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5. Did we mention horses get scared and run away?
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6. Brides get scared and run away on horses.
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7. Horses aren’t meant to be ridden in giant, poofy dresses.
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8. Horses get hungry.
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9. Horses ruin pictures.
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10. Horses make grooms jealous!
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Go Riding.
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I had my horses in my wedding. They are part of my family
But i knew my horses and i practiced riding my tb sidesaddle in a dress and my older qh gal always took care of my hubby. we rode in, had service on the ground and rode off afterwards. It can be done safely and with fun as long as you know your horses and have good plans in place. 
And surprisingly my tb did not fart during the ceremony!! For once in his lifetime he was silent lolol
All I have to say is “I tamed you this wild honeymoon stallion.”
my favorite post. ever.
Even though I don’t particularly want horses in my wedding, I’m DYING to do a post-wedding photo shoot with my horse in my dress! Hubby can opt out of participating if he’s too jealous =)