Jamie Jennings of Horses in the Morning challenged co-host Glenn the Geek to compile a list of the advantages of romantic entanglement with an equestrian. Take it away, Glenn!
1. You can cancel your gym membership as you will be getting plenty of excercise around the farm cleaning, mending, fixing, chasing, repairing, building, etc. etc. etc.
2. You don’t have to lie about blowing off work to go to the track–she will go with you!
3. Tight fitting breeches, that speaks for itself.
4. Horse girls are very strong–you will never have to worry about that beer bottle cap again.
5. Horse girls tend not to be clothes hounds or wear tons of makeup, so you will save money there.
6. They tend to fall asleep early, so you will have the remote to yourself after 9 pm.
7. They are easy to please: A new Shake ‘n Fork, a new pair of paddocks or even a lighted hoof pick will make them happy.
8. You can save money on haircuts, they are great with clippers.
9. Horse girls are not afraid to get dirty.
10. Have you ever seen the two-point position?
Good job, Glenn. I’m definitely going to print this off and hang it on the fridge as a reminder to my husband of what a great deal he’s getting.
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